
Everyone in the group seemed keen to put our canyon gear to work after striking out on West Canyon. Feasible canyon options were greatly limited in the Zion area due to our total rope length of 75 ft and the lack of in-hand permits going into a likely busy weekend at the park. I was leaning towards Misery Canyon since we had the requisite rope, would not have to deal with permits since it is just outside of the park, and I thought the variety of slickrock hiking, dark slot, and refreshing narrows of the East Fork Virgin River would appeal to the others. Generally I consider life too short for repeat visits for all of the best pieces of the world but after finding out there is a east fork of Misery that is supposed to be better than the west fork (which I had previously been down) I compromised. To better deal with the heat and group's endurance, we opted for an overnight trip which would allow us to spend some pleasant hours camping within the nearly pristine lower Parunuweap Canyon narrows, honestly probably the better way to do the trip given the annoyance of car camping anywhere near Zion these days.
We entered the west entrance early enough to have not more than a couple minute wait getting into the park and found the right pullout near Checkerboard Mesa. With our ultralight gear packed from our Lake Powell trip (sans 7 days of food, packraft gear, wetsuit, shelter), my pack weight was a comparable delight to shoulder and I strode lightly up the shadows between Checkerboard Mesa and its neighbor. We followed meandering but well trod trails up to the sandy pass, then dropped down into the Parunuweap backcountry.

We wove in and out of washes on sandy trails linked by more pleasant slickrock, stopping once or twice in the shade of large pinion trees. The day was rapidly heating up and we were all eager to get to the shaded slots. We approached the trail fork for the west fork seemingly fast, but the additional less trafficked mile on to the head of the east fork felt like it dragged on and on. It took a full 3 hours to the car to drop into the east fork. We hovelled in the first shady patch of the canyon for water and a snack before continuing on.
The east fork of Misery Canyon was overall quite pleasant. It was a shallow slot with typical Zion behavior of following a joint as a straight parallel-walled fissure then abandoning the joint for sinuous curves until it found its next joint to follow. The shallow slot meant some sunlight to overheat us but did bring in some nice golden light for photos.
Overall travel was easy in the east fork with sandy or cobble floored walking, but there were at least a dozen minor downclimbs over chockstones to add interest and encourage some pass packing. No water in the east fork. At two places we had to use a log balance beam to continue downcanyon.





The east fork had over a dozen discrete slot canyon sections, each that would inevitably end at some bright and hot wash walking section for a few minutes before diving back into another slot. We did our best to minimize sun exposure. The final slot was probably the deepest, most sustained, and most interesting. Somewhere in here we found a snake that had a damaging fall from above and I attempted to carry it on a stick downcanyon to the next open place where it could maybe recover but we soon encountered a downclimb that was going to be much too tricky to do one-handed while balancing a snake with the other hand and so I put it down and we wished it well. Somewhere in this last east fork section was a short 30ish foot rappel off on bolts then a nice section of deeper canyon beyond.



We emerged back into the blistering sun and I soon recognized the west fork plunging in to join us. I knew the best was yet to come. A boulder jam marked the second of two rappels for our route, another 30ish foot rappel around chockstones. Below was a trickier downclimb that Heather and Kari opted to rappel. This penultimate slot was only 300ft in length but had some of the more interesting features we had seen up to this point including sculpted walls and chute downclimbs.





A final short wash section led into the deepest and darkest main event slot, one of the best bang for your buck 300 foot sections of slot canyon anywhere. Scenically everything up to this point was really just a warm up. First came the dark narrow gateway at the top of the slot, ominous it appearance and with its roar from the river echoing upward. At the first sign of water (an ankle-depth pool followed by a thigh-depth pool) I prompted everyone to drybag up just in case. The canyon had been bone dry up to this point but I knew there was often a shoulder depth pool coming up. Into the darkness I could see the double bridge room and its pool, mercifully only knee-deep. We ooed and awed at this dark grotto and I dug out my mini-tripod to attempt photos. The frontispiece is my best attempt to capture the two bridges but my photos just do not come close to doing this place justice. A spring emits from the bridge pool and trickles its way down a further dark hallway, then drops down several very scenic waterfalls with frogs and ferns aplenty. It is an unusual spring with a strong sulfurous odor and notably lukewarm temperature (beautiful but foul). I showed the others how to do an easy rock climbing traverse move to bypass the final swimming pool marking the end of Misery Canyon.



It was nice to be back in the cool confines of Parunuweap Canyon with its lush greenery and babbling waters. The flow was higher than I was expecting for this time of year; if it was a little higher it would be boatable. Kari and Heather were overdue for a break so Keith and I left them to nap poolside while we explored upcanyon and downcanyon for campsites, particularly ones that would provide some shelter from the strong winds swirling in the canyon floor. We found a nice spot upcanyon but then found an even better one downcanyon, a few minutes downstream from an excellent spring and a few minutes upstream from the scrambling exit out of the canyon. We filled and purified water and moved all our gear to the campsite.
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| Parunuweap Narrows downriver of Misery |
After settling into camp some I managed to convince Keith to go downriver with me to check out Labyrinth Falls. I had been once to the edge before solo and recall being very impressed not only by the falls but the sportiness of the river in this section. I packed the rope and harness just in case I was feeling motivated to try to peer over the edge of Labyrinth Falls. About 1500ft below we reached a spot requiring a chest deep wade. Here I lost motivation to carry anything and stripped down to boxers and camera. This section of canyon is supremely wild with usually only one sporting way to proceed. We waded the pool, walked a 60ft long log plank, performed several downclimbs, a long deep wade, and then the final shelf traverse and wade to approach the lip of Labyrinth Falls. I was just as impressed as I was the previous time. The roiling water plunges out of sight into a dark void below. Even with getting quite close to the wet and slick edge and holding my camera way out, I could still only kind of guess at what I could see. Best I could tell the waterfall plunges into a frothy turbulent pothole which then drains out via a second chute falls. We enjoyed the falls for a few minutes before working our way back upstream, easier now that we knew the route. Back at camp clothes were set on tree branches to dry and we ate dinner alongside the river. The wind died somewhat and we seemed to be fairly protected at our campsite. Ominously we could see some dark clouds in the downstream portal of sky and we all hoped for a lack of rain overnight.
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| Log plank at right |

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| Labyrinth Falls |
Determined to beat the heat for our outward slog we got an early start and actually managed to start hiking before 6am Pacific time. Happily we had no overnight rain and had the best case scenario of thick cloud cover that provided a cool exit hike, allowing us to make fairly good time. We only had a few minutes of wading until we left the river and began scrambling up the escape route. This was overall as straightforward as I remember with just a few short not-too-exposed sections of steeper climbing. We gained the saddle area in about 20 minutes and then continued across cairned slickrock and sandy paths upward and northward. As we joined the main trunk trail near the backside of Checkerboard we spotted a group veering off southward down the wash west of Misery. I yelled to see if they were doing Misery (if they were and walked down the wrong wash they would be having a lousy day) and they yelled back that they were doing something else. Keith later looked up that this wash leads into a seldom done canyon called Family Camp Canyon
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| Camp spot at center |
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| Escaping the East Fork Virgin River below |
As we joined the main trunk trail near the backside of Checkerboard we spotted a group veering off southward down the wash west of Misery. I yelled to see if they were intending to go down Misery (if they were and walked down the wrong wash they would be having a lousy day) and they yelled back that they were doing something else. Keith later looked up that this wash leads into a seldom seen canyon called Family Camp Canyon, somewhat cruelly named after the family that navigated into this canyon by mistake and made it to the head of a monster 300ft rappel before camping and waiting for rescue.

We were back to the cars at about 9am and drove on through the tunnel into Zion Valley. We tried to find parking so that the girls could have a quick look at the visitor center gift shop but the parking lot was 100% full even at this early hour. What a zoo! We drove through the paid parking lot and charmless tourist trap that is the town of Springdale and onward to home. I thought it was a great trip considering we had Zion backcountry to ourselves and did not have to deal with any hoards. My overall verdict is that the east fork of Misery Canyon is indeed more interesting and scenic than the west fork, but since the best of the canyon is below the confluence it is probably not worth the extra cross-country hiking to access it. I get the impression the canyon is seldom done as an overnight trip which surprises me. It is possible to go fairly light through the canyon and spending time exploring Parunuweap upriver, and particularly downriver, definitely helps balance the time spent on the approach and exit.