It took some doing to get excited about a vacation in Michigan's Upper Peninsula between the lack of topography and difficulty in reserving campsites months in advance, but eventually I got to the point of enthusiasm and excitement to see some new things, travel around in a borrowed campervan, and maybe look for rocks and minerals on some beaches. Our first stop was Tahquamenon Falls State Park which Heather remembered from childhood visits. The Lower Falls is really a series of multiple ledge falls split by a major island; a 5 mile trail along the river leads to the 200ft-wide Upper Falls, which is one of the largest waterfalls east of the Mississippi River. For our visit we planned to park at the Lower Falls, hike up to the Upper Falls, paddle back down to the Lower Falls, then end at the campground right at the takeout. From Grand Rapids it was a pretty staunch drive 5 hour drive that was one of the most generic stretches of driving I have ever done: straight flat highways through lots and lots of trees. I soon began to appreciate the very nice and abundant roadside rest stops along Michigan's roadways- really top notch.
The 5 mi-long Mackinaw Bridge connecting the Lower Peninsula to the Upper Peninsula (and spanning the gap between Lake Michigan and Lake Huron was the only real standout to the drive. Almost immediately I began to appreciate the ways that the Upper Peninsula likes to set itself apart. Car decals, electoral candidate signs, and advertisements all overused the outline of the Upper Peninsula (a wonky bat?) without any appearance from the more famous Lower Peninsula mitten. The general sentiment of these Yoopers seemed to be "come visit, leave your money here, then fuck off" and I saw signs that said as much. I could only imagine the deeper cultural rift if we had a similar physical divide between northern and southern California.
Anyway we arrived at the Lower Tahquamenon Falls parking lot around 1pm (quite busy!) and set off down the trail. It started as an overcrowded boardwalk skirting around the enormous lake of a collection pool that must be impressive at high flows. We stopped at a couple views of the northside lower falls and both were surprised at the number of people in the water. I could see a line to run it at the current low flow but it looked kind of scrape-y and not particularly fun. The colors were particularly bizarre as the brown tannin-stained waters were further accentuated by the orange haze of wildfire smoke from Canada that gave everything a sepia-tinted atmosphere. After we passed the bridge over the the island, the trail sign warned of unmaintained rough conditions on the trail to the Upper Falls and sure enough we almost immediately had roots and mud puddles to navigate. The previous day I stupidly managed to strain my calf muscle running so I was a limping mess on this trail, even nearly falling several times. The start of the trail was actually the worst part, other than the still, humid, sweat-drenching air that hung in the forest throughout the whole hike. It was the definition of muggy. Still the trail meandered up benches and back down along the river's edge with overgrown boardwalks and several stairs.
After about 2 hours hiking and 5 miles we reached the viewpoint at the lip of the Upper Falls. Brand new handicapped accessible paths snaked their way down to the wooden platform. The falls formed a remarkably even curtain over the bedrock ledge apart from a distinct higher volume flowing over its most jutting tip (the kayak line). I was impressed and it was hard to knock the falls. The tourists on the other hand...in a few short minutes I overheard conversations about kids and parents wanting to graffiti on the brand new railing and spotted the hundreds of coins that had been thrown in the water near the edge of the falls. For my part I was more than a little tempted to jump the falls; it was about the right height with the main trick being how to maneuver yourself into jumping position before getting swept off. I was excited to put the tourist's behind us and work our way down to the end of the Gorge Trail boardwalk near the water's edge.
Around 4:30p we were inflated and ready to go with me content in shorts and no shirt between the air and water temperatures. We paddled up to the base of the falls and explored its left edge where we could beach ourselves and I could pop behind the curtain of the falls for a view out. Again the water temperature, spray, and swirling hydraulics delighted me. The view was significantly better looking up at the waterfall compared to looking down at the viewpoint. Heather later mysteriously found a penny in her boat; I am convinced someone threw into into her boat from the viewpoint by mistake.
As we saw on the way up there was several miles of completely still flatwater before the river picked up within the last mile of the lower falls. The flatwater was less horrible than I thought and was actually quite pleasant. Of note, this was my virgin voyage of my new Alpacka Mage self-bailer; I noticed and appreciated the slight performance efficiency vs my aging Gnarwhal as well as the extra heigh I could get with the seat. The air was fresh unlike the swamp air in the forest and there was lots of greenery to see. We saw signs of beaver but surprisingly little wildlife apart from ducks, geese, and a single turtle. Three miles went by rather quickly at a pace of about 1.8 mph while paddling. Strangely Heather was consistently being pestered and bitten by bugs while I was largely unafflicted despite being shirtless; usually I would be the one bearing the brunt of bites.
As we approached the lower falls there were a few shallow river-wide ledges for us to navigate, certainly more fun at higher flows. The shallow waters and generally no consequence hydraulics throughout this section reminded Heather and I of the Sudura River we paddled in Iceland. Heather portaged the last ledge drop before the river splits while I ran it for the closest thing to whitewater we did on this run.
We then paddled over to the true right (southern) lower falls and stopped for a refreshing dip in the water (again noticing the sepia-toned light) before portaging. I did a straightforward direct portage around the falls while Heather opted for a longer one down to the "lake" where the waters rejoined. A further quick paddle over to the base of the other lower falls, then we paddled back across the lake and carried our boats back to a much less busy parking lot.
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| Spooky light from distant Canadian wildfires |
Packed up, we settled into our campsite just past the parking lot at the Portage Campground (nice place, no complaints, compliments on the free hot showers). The local brand blueberry beer Heather bought earlier on a whim at the nearby gas station convenience store (party store I guess they uniquely call them here) was surprisingly tasty. Although more consistent whitewater would have upped my grade, our Upper-Lower Tahquamenon Falls hike-and-paddle loop was scenic, chill, and a welcome way to start our Upper Peninsula adventures. We thought the day we over when we settled into our comfortable bed for the night but were woken slightly after midnight to aggressive thunder, bright lightning flashes, and pounding rain and hail. For about 20 minutes it stormed. Heather had just enough service to look up the weather radar and see a bright bullseye centered directly on us and also to see a weather alert mentioning extreme weather and half-dollar-sized hail centered directly on Tahquamenon Falls! Looking outside I could see our entire campsite was a lake and I was very appreciative to be safe and cozy in our campervan. It was a very memorable storm. As with my other Michigan posts, a special thanks to Heather's parents for the loan of their campervan which served us very well.









































































